reblog with your birthday
23 January 19934 April 1992
September 12th 100 B.C.E.

23 January 19934 April 1992
September 12th 100 B.C.E.
get it up - mindless self indulgence
whatever you do, don’t talk about your fucking boyfriend while we’re having sex, how about that?
JUST… JUST GIMME A SEC. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE…
Fuck you, Spanish teacher (via weetzie-bat)
so i kind of sort of would’ve punched her in the face if she said that about me. |:
(via pseudotrash)
WTF? Was that a personal jab, or did she just pick the wrong person?!
You’ve heard some of the crazy things the US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan have been finding, right? Like, stuff from the palaces, stuff in old caves, stuff in bunkers, like golden swords, big honkin’ vases, expensive jewelry, thousand year old lamps and stuff? They found something big, just recently. Some marines were poking around in an old cave, and they found this chest, and in it was a collection of remarkably preserved scrolls written on what seemed to be flesh.
Who here is familiar with the works of Abdul Alhazred?
Yep. They found a genuine first edition copy of his number-one best seller, Al Azif.
You might know it better as the Necronomicon.
SHIT
Name: billy joel
Comments: apple jack lustn’ ball sak lickn’ chicken french fries…iz gewd. yumyumyum POPCORN!…
Name: Charlie Manson
Comments: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?I have a feeling these are all from Fecklesss.
nooooo.
Damn, probably Weetzie then. But in reality… i have no idea.
Wasn’t me, bro.
I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THAT MANSON QUOTE OFF BY HEART GAWHHH :D <3

Reposting this because it’s awesome.
My hair was so amazing the night of the Mayhem show.
You are the second cumming of Christ.

Perez is not sexy :|holy shitting mother.
I am 12 and what in fuck’s sweet name is this I want to become a Christian now fuck
I AM A HAPPY, HAPPY LITTLE FOX.TAKE ME WITH YOU
OF COURSE YOU ARE COMING WITH ME YOU SILLY LITTLE BAT
(via weetzie-bat)
Funny, in the Family Guy I watch, Stewie does not have a dangerously thin, translucent flap of skin between his eyes…
I AM A HAPPY, HAPPY LITTLE FOX.
