September 2009
52 posts
reblog with your birthday
ceruleanprotazoa:
geegeegeegee:
23 January 1993
4 April 1992
September 12th 100 B.C.E.
There are temporary and permanent nouns. Like gender! Gender is permanent. Take...
– Fuck you, Spanish teacher (via weetzie-bat)
so i kind of sort of would’ve punched her in the face if she said that about me. |:
(via pseudotrash)
WTF? Was that a personal jab, or did she just pick the wrong person?!
weetzie-bat:
You’ve heard some of the crazy things the US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan have been finding, right? Like, stuff from the palaces, stuff in old caves, stuff in bunkers, like golden swords, big honkin’ vases, expensive jewelry, thousand year old lamps and stuff? They found something big, just recently. Some marines were poking around in an old cave, and they found this chest, and in...
FORM
weetzie-bat:
pumpmylove:
fecklesss:
pumpmylove:
Name: billy joel Comments: apple jack lustn’ ball sak lickn’ chicken french fries…iz gewd. yumyumyum POPCORN!
…
Name: Charlie Manson Comments: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle...
I AM GOING TO SEE ENSIFERUM. AND POSSIBLE...
weetzie-bat:
transitfox:
I AM A HAPPY, HAPPY LITTLE FOX.
TAKE ME WITH YOU
OF COURSE YOU ARE COMING WITH ME YOU SILLY LITTLE BAT
I AM GOING TO SEE ENSIFERUM. AND POSSIBLE...
I AM A HAPPY, HAPPY LITTLE FOX.
Reblog if you're pagan
(via ceruleanprotazoa)
I AM INTO GERMANIC PAGANISM.
HUZZAH
I'm a jerkface
me:
have you ever heard of sourmath.com?
danielle:
nope
me:
it's soooooooo fuckin funny
me:
it's like college humor but better
me:
less popular though
danielle:
omfg fuck you
(for those of you who haven't been there or been told about it... i would avoid going there. at all costs.)
My tumblarity is almost at 100
Iunno what that means… But it is :D
As far as I can tell, this is totally real. Please... →
Sometimes I wonder why people even bother trying...
weetzie:
Imma at a football gameeeee
me:
SEXCELLENT
weetzie:
And the score is tiedddddd
me:
WHO'S WINNING? I'LL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU. BATHORY IS WINNING. QUORTHON IS ABOUT TO DESCEND AND PLAY A FREE NORDLAND-ERA CONCERT.
me:
...or the score could be tied
me:
i suppose
weetzie:
Wow I love you
me:
okay good
weetzie:
Marry me?
me:
please
transitfox-
weetzie-bat:
I’ve got the day off work on Friday, want to go smoke in a playground with me?
Hopefull for chillage, not hopefull for tokage :(
For Kitsch. →
I love cats. So much. →
transitfox-
weetzie-bat:
Come hang out with me, buy me McDonalds, and I’ll take some pictures of you that wont be all dark and shit. (:
YESPLZZZ
100 Website Naming Disasters. →
(via narcoticlollipops)
HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS INTO PCP. →
BLACK METAL BLOWDRYER GRAH →
ATTENTION ALL YOU HANDSOME DEVILS
pseudotrash:
transitfox:
majestiele, narcoticlollipops, weetzie-bat and pseudotrash (who is, according to their username, something that is similar in quality to trash but not quite trash) have all begun following me. I thank them. Sincerely.
8D i am cool trash.
and KITSCH TOLD ME TO DO IT. from what she says, you are awesome.
I like to think that I am awesome too. Kitsch is the greatest...
ATTENTION ALL YOU HANDSOME DEVILS
majestiele, narcoticlollipops, weetzie-bat and pseudotrash (who is, according to their username, something that is similar in quality to trash but not quite trash) have all begun following me. I thank them. Sincerely.